In a recent interview he claimed: “If you want to get a man’s attention tell him that you are ovulating…as nothing drives a man wilder than to know you are fertile.” His research started budding in gentlemen’s clubs where he came to the realization that strippers with the most tips were at their most fertile(1). 

(4) If you want a sweet lady to take notice (figure 8 her with your eyes, while biting your lower lip, and rubbing your hands together like you’re either cold or hungry). When she’s uncomfortable go in for the kill. 

(5) The best place to meet is in a paint ball arena, since used jumpsuits and fake desert landscapes that remind you of Baghdad really liven up the mood.

(6) While engaged in an armed assault the object of your affection wishes to be pelted in the head with rubber bullets full of paint. A head shot will guarantee he thinks of you while in a coma.

(7) Before you try to meet her parents for (talks) stake out her house, wire-tap her by screening her calls (to ensure no other man is in the picture) then ambush her father like an episode of cheaters.

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Source of Study:

1. Miller, G., Tybur, J. M., & Jordan, B. D. (2007). Ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by lap dancers: economic evidence for human estrus? Evolution and Human Behavior, 28(6), 375-381.